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The Canonical List of UC Lightbulb Jokes

Q. How many UCSD students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Two. One to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

Q. How many UCSC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Eleven. One to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience

Q. How many UC Davis students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. None, Davis doesn't have electricity.

Q. How many UCSF students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Two. One to change the lightbulb and one to keel over from the pressure.

Q. How many UCSB students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Only one, but he gets six credits for it.

Q. How many Cal students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Seventy-eight. One to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb's right not to change and of the fascist oppressors who made it change, twenty-five to organize a counter-protest, and two to drop acid and stare at all the pretty colors.

Q. How many UCI students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. None, Irvine looks better in the dark. (Ditto Riverside!)

Q. How many UCLA students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. One, but she just holds the bulb and the world moves around her.

(and my own addition)

Q. How many UC Merced students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Due to the budget crisis, no lightbulbs have been allocated.

[Edit: A few more!

How many UC Riverside students does it take to change a light bulb?
Riverside looks better in the dark.

How many UC Irvine students does it take to change a light bulb?
Irvine looks even better than Riverside in the dark.

(to be honest, I like this sequence slightly better than the "(ditto riverside)" bit.

Q: How many UC Irvine students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One to hire the undocumented worker mowing the lawn to do it for them. ]
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