I'm sitting in my car at the movie theater. I just got out of LotR. Whoa. Just whoa. Didn't even parse seeing a friend until he said something to draw me out of that stunned whoa.
As Zibby would say..."Con-VER-ted."
The guy on the car next to me has a bumper sticker that reads "Burn all the liars."
I'd like to be the one meeting *HIM* with the kerosene and matches after he lies...