July 23rd, 2004

gravity, surreal

you, too, can refinance your dorm room!

During the last month, our strategists reviewed the records of over 600
homes in 2700 HEARST AVE. 1B27C, to find those who are a 75% minimum
match to our initial criteria for up to 18% overpayment on their loans.
Your property on qualified as an 84% match. You have therefore been
placed in our priority service queue, and assigned you to our Strategic
Finance Department for 2700 HEARST AVE. 1B27C.

2700 Hearst Ave 1B27C was my dorm room freshman year. This amuses me horribly. ;) Spam is just getting entertaining.
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