katster's closet

Today's grandiose job title du jour:

I am a Consultant.

I dunno what I'm consulting for, but I think from now on when things ask me for my job, I'm going to say that I'm a Consultant. It just sounds important. ;)

Why the hell am i standing in front of wal-mart at 4:40 AM? Because i am stupid. or i really want a laptop. the sign reads: "we sell for less satisfaction guaranteed." or something.
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