Once, there was this penguin driving, and his car broke down. So he took it to a mechanic, and the mechanic said, "It's going to be a bit before I can look at it." The penguin agrees and wanders off to a nearby ice cream shop where he gets some ice cream. Now, since penguins don't have fingers, he made quite the mess out of the ice cream and had it all over. The penguin wanders back to the mechanic's shop.
The mechanic is waiting for the penguin, and says, "Looks like you blew a seal..."
And the penguin goes, "Oh, no, I didn't, this is just ice cream!"
*gd&r*
