Anyway, I have two lanyards. One, that I keep up here, is marked with my high school alma mater, and has the mailbox key on it. The second is marked with my college alma mater (and current college of attendance, the fact I'm both a student and alumna amuses me to no end) and has my apartment keys on them. My high school and my college have the same colours. Anyway, I pull the lanyard I specifically grabbed off my desk to go do the job, and blinked as I was confronted with my Berkeley apartment keys.
Then I remembered that my other lanyard was in a jacket pocket. Pulled it out, disloged four pieces of paper (two reciepts, a $20, and that piece of paper I thought I'd forgotten in Berkeley) and spent a merry few minutes trying to chase them all down (did it, though.) And then I checked the mail. No gift.