boardin' the all night express to hell
boardin' the all night express to hell
fastest handbaskets
never blows gaskets
boardin' the all night express to hell
I got on at the station nearest Styx
That express ride past Hell's hicks
running straight down
with nary a frown
on the all night express to hell
The conductor he was red with scales
and he had a bright red spiky tail
He called for the passes
From the furious masses
on the all night express to hell
sat next to a man from the coast
who should have been in the heavenly host
I said, "Why're you in?"
He said, "Covetting's a sin!"
on the all night express to hell.
