katster is ____.
If I were alone in a room with katster, I would _______.
I think katster should _____.
katster needs ______.
I want to ____________ katster.
I want katster to _______ [for me.] (I'm swiping kightp's idea of making "for me" optional.)
anyway, feel free to be as harsh as you want, and I'll try getting to everybody else's in the next few days. Email's fine too, email@example.com if'n ye need to know. :)