I collapse on the bed, make a sound. This sets the dog to barking frantically, and I was put in charge of her tonight, so I have to get up and deal with her, and we end up going into the back yard. And in the back yard, on the back porch, in the early morning twilight, we find a frog. This amused Britney to no end, and it even made me smile.
But I guess I'll try to sleep now. Again.