the one and only truly amazing katster (katster) wrote,
the one and only truly amazing katster
katster

stuff. more useful stuff later.

This entry is memetastic.

Hmmm...I will apperantly die on the last day of May in 2034 as the victim of a serial killer. Oh, gee, my life sucks. But by that point I will have been widowed, because zibblsnrt would have died on May 20th, 2027 of Exsanguination. Given that he's told me about the obituary he wrote...

If I use real names, he dies on October 1st, 2019 of a spider bite (watch those black widows, dear), whereas I die Feburary 18, 2024 because I fell down the damned stairs. :)

Speaking of bad jokes, I was crusing through alt.callahans and came across this beaut in the "Puns of the Weak" post by Stan Kegel.

Some of the extreme fundamentalist Muslim countries are now requiring all
Muslim girls over the age of 18 to shave all their pubic hair as a sign of
defiance to the West. International news reporters are saying that the
anti-Bush campaign has gone too far.


Oh yeah, one begging and pleading. If you plan to post quiz results, do you mind LJ-cutting them? Especially if it's loading a graphic from somewhere else?

Thanks. :)
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