In this vein, I hauled a load of laundry down to the washroom and shoved it in. In this run, I found an abandoned HP Deskjet 500 with all its cables. I dunno if it works, but I brought it up to see what can be done about it. Partially because of the pieces (it had a parallel switch box and extra parallel cords), I swiped it, and we'll see if it works when I get it back.
Anyway, I'm going to go downstairs and see if my clothes need drying now, and if they do, I'm going to try to sleep for a couple hours.
Now that I'm finally tired. :P