I'm a writer, not a goddamn graphic artist!
(yeah, final project is sucking, and I need to figure out how to write CSS to turn this image mockup (warning, big graphic file) into a webpage. The thing is, if I get it finished, then I'll have a template to design the entire site by. The dark grey is where the logo's going to go, when I come up with one of those.)
oh yeah, and Loren Ipsum is just a fancy way of writing "text goes here."