THE SHIPMENT IS BEING HELD BY BROKERAGE FOR REASONS BEYOND UPS' CONTROL;BROKERAGE RELEASED SHIPMENT. SHIPMENT IS SUBMITTED TO CLEARING AGENCY FOR FURTHER CLEARANCE
Well...maybe the package will move now. And if the package is actually in the LA area (Ontario, like the UPS site suggests), once it moves, it should get to Sactown quickly.
[I need an 'irritated' icon.]