Guess what was in the hands of the UPS guy on my doorstep. Guess who didn't knock or RING THE FUCKING DOORBELL.
...guess who wrote a yellow slip up and left. With my requiring signature package.
Yes, I am full of teh hate for UPS this morning.
[Edit: Called, and we compromised, so I'm just going down the street to where he's getting lunch to pick it up. He'd better be there.]
