I have a Qu'ran, and I do not have a toenail.
Bet those were two things you never expected to see in the same sentence.
Yeah, zibblsnrt pointed me at CAIR's offer to send a free Qu'ran to any American who requests one. I requested it back in November or so, and it showed up today, which means I nearly forgot I'd done it. But it was cool.
And I went to the doctor, and he yanked my tonail (which was being very bad and harboring the infection) and we found out that there's another nail happily growing in. In the meantime, I've got the good drugs, if somebody will go to the drugstore and fetch them for me.
And that's about it for the moment.