the one and only truly amazing katster (katster) wrote,
the one and only truly amazing katster
katster

God bless our Krispy Kreme donuts and discount cigarettes.

Okay, I had to laugh.

"Shortly after the attacks, I was driving up I-15 and passed a casino inside the Nevada state line. On their enormous flashing electric sign, the management had obviously inserted a patriotic message without removing any of the usual ones.

"So, in lights eighty feet high, every living thing for 50 miles was greeted by:

"'Ten ounce strip steaks!'

"'Krispy Kreme donuts!'

"'Loose slots!'

"'Discount cigarettes!'

"'GOD BLESS AMERICA!'

"(pause)

"'Ten ounce strip steaks...'


"I'm not sure that's precisely the message they intended."

-Bob Harris
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