I’ll leave the commentary to the peanut gallery.
I am a Giants fan because my grandfather is a Giants fan. He took me to my first game, in 1988, and I became hooked on the game after that. I…
...but I have new glasses (My sister adds that at least my glasses don't look like Harry Potter's anymore.) ;) For comparison's sake:
A hat tip to Hugo Schwyzer. If you grew up in California, you'll understand this poem. If you're not, let me just say that California has a tendency…